Recently at MareZilla.com

Recently at MareZilla.com:
#TrumpDay – Hardcore Edition

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Cooking with Zilla

If it's Sunday, then I am in my kitchen fixin' to cook a big dinner for the family. First Sasquatch would have a fit if she knew what I was cooking, but I bet you five bucks she'd snarf it down greedily if she had the chance...
Every Sunday morning, I make bacon and biscuits; this morning's biscuits were made from scratch and soooo yummy. I saved the bacon grease to use in the evening meal. Tonight we are having Fried Pork Chops, and I am frying them up in bacon grease. It is as delicious as it is haram! The only thing that could make it better is if we had some Pork Soda...


Get a plate, dump some flour on it, mix your favorite seasonings into the flour. Get pork chops, drag them through the flour, coating them. Toss floured pork chops into a frying pan filled with your fave fatty frying stuff of choice, but be aware that bacon fat makes it super duper yummy and sometimes you'll even find little bits of bacon clinging to your chops as you feast on them!

Enjoy!

OK I am not totally horrible, I will be serving these delectable vittles with salad (covered in bacon bits, croutons, and non-reduced calorie dressing) and buttered rice (that's real butter, not margarine or "spread", whatever the hell that even is).





 
.

40 comments:

SignPainterGuy said...

Tttttthhhhppppppppp ! ;-) Ha ha haaaa ! Just ask Emeril, "Poke fat rules !!!" Mmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmm !!!

Good cookin`, are you shure yer not from the south ?!

Zilla of the Resistance said...

My mom is from further south than "The South"!  She's from Grenada, the little Caribbean island nation that Reagan and the Marines saved from Castro & his Cuban commies in the 1980s! We know good food.

Mike said...

Nuttin' like good ol' fried Pork Chops...my favorite. What time's dinner?

Adrienne said...

We're having marinated chops on the grill, fresh green beans, corn on the cob, and grill- roasted red taters.

I love chops!  Fried in bacon grease?  You betcha!!

Enjoy your din-din...

R.k. Finnell said...

Ah, butter! Although I do buy margarine for certain things, my main love is butter and my kids were raised on it. If we ate dinner as guest at another house. I could be guaranteed my kids would mention the butter tasted funny.
We have favorite meals. Some I grew up with, others I've learned along the way.  Today we had one I learned years ago from an old boy friend's mom. Pork and beans with barbecue sauce and polish sausage. Didn't have the sausage, but did have some canned meat (off brand Spam) and it work surprisingly well, but the sausage is the best. As you know, things have been difficult and I look forward to being able to create better meals beginning in September.

athlete said...

Pork, bacon grease... you are what you eat.  Like typical Red State conservatives whose life expectancy is decreasing and will pose a severe burden to America's healthcare system because of their ever increasing obesity... Zilla proves she is a good pig fat eating conservative.   Again, you are what you eat:  swine.

Zilla of the Resistance said...

OK everybody, you wanted a sample of my trolls, here is a delightful one for you! At least he didn't curse or make death threats (this time)!
I am 5'4 and 120 lbs, hardly fat, and I live in New York, a BLUE STATE, you stupid ignorant ass. You may not post here again until you pay the Troll Toll, but I'll leave your vitriol so folks can see what a nasty jackass you really are. 

Amusing Bunni said...

It's baconlicious!  Bon appetite 

TOWG said...

Just added fried pork chops to this weeks menu lineup,YUM! Tonight it's tomato sauce from our gardens harvest of Rutgers .Tomato's were on the vine at 6am and starting to simmer at 9am! Can't get any fresher than that and the smell is awesome. Gonna pair that up with pan seared Italian sausages(from last seasons deer) and whole wheat pasta( OK that came from Kroger). Times are tough down here too but with hunting,fishing, and growing we're actually eating better and enjoying it more than we were when things were booming! Funny how that worked out isn't it?

Zilla of the Resistance said...

Oh my gosh, that sounds wonderful! I generally do not like the taste of venison (shame since we're in deer country), but it tastes good in sausage! I bet knowing that most of the meal came from the earth to your table by your own hands every step of the way makes it taste even better!

SignPainterGuy said...

"athlete" is just typical of the health nut who doesn`t get that many of us eat what we want because it tastes good and then get enough exercise to work it off. He knows more than we do. He is just one step below the fanatic vegetarians, insisting that we eat tree bark and grass clippings. (I know that`s just a joke, but thought I`d explain it for the troll)

My opinion, GOD didn`t put me at the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian !!

SignPainterGuy said...

I used to be so picky about what I`d eat; mom`s, aunt`s or grand mom`s only, almost. Got out into the real world, trucking and then with the tire crew, I learned to broaden my palate. When my Sis first married, she got into gourmet cooking, wouldn`t start a meal till it was time to eat. When it was finally done, I was sick (border-line hypoglycemic). And then it was awful. I thought I`d starve !

Now, 40 yrs later, she`s amazed what I`ll eat. And she`s a great cook !

I`ve also learned, every region has great food and crappy food !

R.k. Finnell said...

No doubt the troll believes in food stamps that make it less likely the person will eat healthy and will  be obese. There's a reason beyond buying the wrong types of food. It is called making bad choices.
I do love my salads with what I affectionately call "lawn clippings", but I also enjoy all of God's bounty from the ground and on the hoof. We are naturally omnivores after all.

mRed said...

Man, I am so on my way for dinner!

mRed said...

William, You are such a total fool. Nobody cares what you think. If what you say is true enjoy your beautiful women, besting men half your age and then you can, as you do, write crap nobody cares about at 9:30 - 10:30 Friday and Saturday nights. It must suck to be you.

SignPainterGuy said...

Me too ! Will it be oatmeal or a can of soup ? So many choices ! ;-)

Zilla of the Resistance said...

I make my own soup. Give me a few hours to boil the chicken bones for yummy broth!


________________________________

quite_rightly said...

To put it in PC terms that any diet-conscious "athlete" should be able understand, neither Zilla and her family, nor their tastebuds, are suffering from Vitamin A deficiency. Have you checked your levels lately?

SignPainterGuy said...

MJ and all, Ann Barnhardt has a series of follow-ups to her earlier Seals story. These sound like from people who should know. Very interesting, very distressful if true.

Bob A. said...

Sounds like a feast fit for Ramadan.

rosalie said...

Sounds good to me.  I agree with you about butter. 

bobdevine said...

Darn!  If I knew where you live I would be breaking down your door for some of that.   MMMMM  GOODDDD!!!

politicaljunkieMom said...

Nor should the Zilla fam suffer from a vitamin K deficiency as real butter is a Weston Price must. Zilla, I save my bacon grease, too. If you'd like a fabulous spinach salad, heat a few tbsp of bacon fat (4 maybe, and any of the crispies left, too). Add 2-3 Tbsp of dijon mustard, a T of brown sugar. Let it bubble and come together over the heat. Drizzle in balsalmic vinegar or red wine vinegar to thin the dressing to pouring consistency. Adjust with salt and pepper if you need it, or more sugar or vinegar. IPour over spinach while hot. Especially good with strawberries on the salad. Or just more bacon. Hard boiled egg. Chopped meat. Love  it! And the fat helps make the vitamins in the veg bio-available. ; )

Zilla of the Resistance said...

Oh my, that sounds delightful! Thanks, PJ Mom!



________________________________

SignPainterGuy said...

BACON AKBAR !!

Zilla of the Resistance said...

SPG says it best: BACON AKBAR!

Zilla of the Resistance said...

I learned in a college health class many years ago that margarine contains stuff that is toxic and non-processable by the human body. Something witht he hydrogenated oil used. Butter is fully processed by the body and non-toxic, and of course, it tastes better. The key is not in using chemical substitutes for good food, but in eating good food in moderation.

Zilla of the Resistance said...

Thanks, Bob, and God bless you!  If that is you in the picture next to your name, you look fantastic!

Zilla of the Resistance said...

If there were an award for best response to this blog post, you'd win, hands down! 

SignPainterGuy said...

Glad you liked it ! :-)

"BACON AKBAR", shamelessly and brazenly stolen from Virginia Patriot, commenter at MM`s place. Too big and good for only one blog !

Amusing Bunni said...

I bet moochie had a nice BACON cheezeburger last night, with a side of ribs, while barry boy was entertaining his homeboys for ramalamading dong.  No wonder she skipped town and went to oregon.

Zilla of the Resistance said...

Yeah, on our dime!



________________________________

Peg Conroy said...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!  I haven't yet experienced it but I just know your cooking is AAA!  That's better than our credit rating, baby!!  Love the haram.  I'm going to try to be haram as often as possible!  And we occasionally use Smart Balance, but BUTTER is our preferred lubricant (along with olive oil).  No lo-fat dressings for us.


My mom was from Mississippi and my dad from Tennessee.  Both could cook 'til the cows came home.  Man do I miss Southern cooking!  Bacon grease - you betcha!

SignPainterGuy said...

Saw somewhere this morning that King Putz and Meanchelle`s vacation at Mahtha`s Vinyuhd will cost "us" millions.

Her trip to Oregon while BHO is celebtratin` Ramalama ding dong tells me that she is no part muslim; wants nuthin` to do with it. Just a thought ! Btw, is she taking the girls with her ?

1389 said...

I'm hungry!

Norman Invasion said...

I have a problem:  I like my pork medium to medium rare.  I know this is going to kill me someday, but I can't stop.

whoopie said...

Mmmm, bacon.
-Homer Simpson

Zilla of the Resistance said...

Well you know where I live now, Peg, come on over some time and I'll cook you up something nice, bring Ed & the grandbabies too! 

Jim R said...

EVERYTHING tastes better with bacon grease.

 I am going to write the President and ask he use his endless power to  issue another Executive Order making it a crime to throw away bacon grease for ANY reason. Punishment to be no less than 48 hours of forced listening to his speeches. This is time for 5 speeches and will guarantee zero recidivism.

Zilla of the Resistance said...

Best idea ever!

Post a Comment

Trolls: Tired of seeing your comments deleted? Pay Me and I'll let you stay!

Subscription prices to be whitelisted as an accepted troll
Username to be Whitelisted

The Famous A-C Page!

Zilla of the Resistance on Facebook