Every Sunday morning, I make bacon and biscuits; this morning's biscuits were made from scratch and soooo yummy. I saved the bacon grease to use in the evening meal. Tonight we are having Fried Pork Chops, and I am frying them up in bacon grease. It is as delicious as it is haram! The only thing that could make it better is if we had some Pork Soda...
Get a plate, dump some flour on it, mix your favorite seasonings into the flour. Get pork chops, drag them through the flour, coating them. Toss floured pork chops into a frying pan filled with your fave fatty frying stuff of choice, but be aware that bacon fat makes it super duper yummy and sometimes you'll even find little bits of bacon clinging to your chops as you feast on them!
OK I am not totally horrible, I will be serving these delectable vittles with salad (covered in bacon bits, croutons, and non-reduced calorie dressing) and buttered rice (that's real butter, not margarine or "spread", whatever the hell that even is).